Posts made in May, 2015

Blog #24: Day of the Nymph (2015)

Blog #24:  Day of the Nymph  (2015)

  —and she made love to me! (…albeit, to onlookers, methinks, our intercourse didst appear, no doubt, innocuously conversational… [HA!! Wouldst think I’d say ‘oral’! Dint—butanyhooo…]   —golden tresses, tinged with violet… shining, blazing, luminous purple eyes… softly yielding, bronzed flesh o’er a form o’ sheer sublimity… blah, blah, blah, blah—   ‘Tis a warm, sunshiny day in...

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Blog #23: Vodka & Women, Vol. 1: The Monkey’s Spleen

Blog #23: Vodka & Women, Vol. 1: The Monkey’s Spleen

            All this blood… all this blood…   Bona Dea Eve.  May the ‘Good Goddess’… not rain on my parade… (I don’t have a parade.)  May she… not poop in my drink… (I don’t drink—but you must drink something!—hey, that’s what I think, too!—everybody dies—fussfussfussfuss—)  May she… (which one is she?  Athena?  Isis?  That one on ‘Baywatch’ with the Brezhnev eyebrows?)  May she be both...

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