Posts made in June, 2017

Blog #47: Sex With Pajamas On

Blog #47: Sex With Pajamas On

In lieu of spontaneous, original creative thought… here is an oldie, but a goodie……   The nice thing about sex with pajamas on is that: …you don’t have to worry about what to wear. …you won’t get a chill. …you can color coordinate. …everyone has sex naked; isn’t it fun to be different? …they’re very handy should you suddenly find yourself in need of a tourniquet. …it makes little static electricity sparks, creating a sort of mini-light-show. …you may not want to see your partner naked. …it just seems much more Christian—and, after all, isn’t that the whole point? …you don’t have to touch all that hot, steamy sex-flesh… (?) …it makes it harder for her to pull the hair on his chest. …it makes it harder for him to pull the hair on her chest. …they match the bunny slippers. …it allows for rough sex games, because of the extra cushioning. …they look much neater on a person than they do strewn across the floor. …it creates a slumber-party-like atmosphere, providing an exuberance for sex that teen-agers possess before they’ve ever actually had any. …if a fight breaks out, you don’t have to pause to dress before stalking from the room in a huff. …it prevents the spread of disease. …you don’t have to worry about offending your partner should she be the type to find nudity indecent. …the extra weight gives you traction, and helps you to maintain your balance and equilibrium. …you can’t tell if she hasn’t shaved her legs. …they absorb all that dirty-sex sweat, keeping the bed-sheets clean and sanitary. …the issue of tan-lines remains in question, adding an element of mystery to the sexual excitement. …you won’t experience the discomfort of sweaty flesh sticking to the kitchen table. …you won’t inadvertently forget what you’re doing and proceed to pop pimples on your partner’s posterior. …you won’t get that eerie feeling your partner’s nipples are staring at you. …you won’t have to worry that she might pinch your arm, because it won’t hurt so much through the fabric. …it really pisses off any voyeurs you might have in the neighborhood. …if you’re doing it in the road, you won’t get little gravel dimples in your back. …you don’t have to worry about whether your partner’s belly-button is an ‘inney’ or an ‘outey’. …if they’re footy-pajamas—the kind with the rubbery-type feet—you’re grounded in case any...

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